OK, turn the camera off while I get this booger off the end of my nose.


Oh, good grief, why does papa say such silly things?


If that lady asks one more stupid question, I'm going to go smack her.


So, I wonder what it will look like on TV if I pretend I'm a pig?


Uh, I wonder what would happen if I pulled really hard on this tooth?


OOOH! Eating that fly was SUCH bad idea.


Darn. Why did I go and tell them I'm 18 years old. I know they're not going to believe me.